How to become a vampire

Here is a chant to turn you into a vampire. But remember, it is only a superstition, and is not proven to work. I do NOT encourage you to try it. :

Repete these words “OHWHAAH   TAYDOOR   KHAYAMM” as many times as possible, out loud, in public, while holding an upside-down cross, and turning counter-clockwise. Remember, it must be COUNTER clockwise. This is VERY  important. You must do it the opposite way that a clock turns, or it will mess up the whole spell, and may cause danger!!

Chant the words repeatedly, as quickly as possible.

If you stop, or falter, or fall down, you must start again.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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3 easy steps to become a vampire

1) Track down a Vampire

2) Make Vampire bite you

3) You turn into a Vampire

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